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Total Medals Earned: 226 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,570 Points

- Music in Motion -

Menu Jumper Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disco Disaster Unlocked 5/20/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 3.
Falling Blocks Unlocked 5/20/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 2.
Run and Jump Unlocked 5/20/09
25 Points
Make it past Stage 1.
Music Maniac 50 Points Defeat the Boss!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
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Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/14/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/14/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 1/14/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/14/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Great Listener Unlocked 5/10/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/30/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/17/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (140/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/23/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/14/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)